"Ah, yes! It's that magical time of year when the cobwebs in my house suddenly become decorative."
(@twosapphiresblu)
"70% of marriage is yelling 'what' from a different room."
(@mommajessiec)
Once when I was a waitress, a guy asked me for extra mashed potatoes. I replied, "They're mashed as much as they can mash them."
(boredpanda.com)
(cake pictures were found on boredpanda.com)
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