Me Thinks

I have a prune joke, but it's dated.

I have an IKEA joke, but it needs too much setup.

I have a Stars Wars joke, but it's forced.

I have a nihilist joke, but who cares?

I have a joke about a broken clock, but it's not the right time.

I have a joke about cows, but I don't want to milk it.

I have a joke about Zoom meetings, but my Internet connection is unstable.

So I'll save my jokes for another time. 

(Huffpost.com)