A few things to make you smile today:
A new salesman saw the nameplate on my desk and said, "Sibyl Short. That's easy to remember, since you're short." The next time he visited our office, he approached me with a big smile and stated with great confidence, "Hello, Ms. Stout!"
(Sibyl Short)
I am an 84-year-old gentleman who stands five feet four inches tall, from the basketball-crazy state of Indiana. Recently, my wife and I were having dinner at a local restaurant. Our waiter was a young man, around six foot eight. Naturally, I asked him if he played basketball. He looked down at me, replied, "Yes, I do," and then asked me if I played miniature golf.
(Paul Kinghorn)
Concerned that he might have put on a few pounds, my husband exited the bathroom and asked, "Do you think my chin is getting fat?"
I smiled lovingly and replied, "Which one?"
(Julie Echelmeier)
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