A couple of things that made me smile...
From theclever.com: We asked prospective job applicants at our company to fill out a questionnaire. For the line "Choose one word to summarize your strongest professional attribute," one woman wrote, "I'm good at following directions."
Some new words published in Reader's Digest:
carcolepsy n.: The tendency to fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving.
cellfish n.: Someone who talks on the phone to the exclusion of those he or she is with.
chiptease n.: A bag of potato chips that seems full but is mostly air.
destinesia n.: When you get to where you intended to go but forget why you wanted to go there.
dullema n.: The choice between two equally boring outcomes.
nonversation n.: A completely meaningless or useless conversation.
textpectation n.: The anticipation felt when awaiting a response to a text.
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