Friday, January 14, 2022

Today I will share a little Jerry Seinfeld:

I have to say I enjoy adulthood.  I enjoy the fact that now, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie.  Okay? I have three cookies or four cookies or 11 cookies if I want.  What was the big deal with the cookies? "Not before dinner." "Not too many." "You've had enough." "Not now." Well, now I'm a grownup, give me the cookies!  Many times I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Beyond recognition.  Then I call my mother up right after to tell her.  "Hello, Mom? I just ruined my entire appetite.  Cookies!" So what if I ruin it? See, as adults we understand, even if you ruin an appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it.  I see no danger in running out of appetites.

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